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lipsitck:

when i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.


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bryndonovan:

I have worked at Hallmark for about 20 years total and this is probably the best card I have ever written.


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OTP

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15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself

almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE


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whyamiamusicmajor:

ahappygirl:

One time when my music theory professor was a student in college, he had to accompany an extremely rude soprano for a recital. She treated him like dirt during rehearsals. Just before going on to perform, she made some really snide remark to him that ticked him off, so he transposed the piece up a half step. She cracked three times.

Always be nice to your accompanists, folks.

There is a special place in hell for people that are rude to their accompanists


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"Rihanna wouldn’t put up with your shit so neither will I"

-an ancient proverb (via curiovsly)
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greys-abc:

Today is National Tequila Day. Cheers!

greys-abc:

Today is National Tequila Day. Cheers!


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troyesivan:

its kinda scary when you waste an entire day doing nothing and time just passes


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Download here [x]

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TREAT YO SELF

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bvsedjesus:

when someone you just met gets really personal

bvsedjesus:

when someone you just met gets really personal

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fallontonight:

Josh Gad’s daughter is possessed by Frozen!

[ Part 1 / Part 2 ]


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i-w0nt-fade-away:

davykesey:

Manhattan at 6 a.m.

but just click on the picture 

i-w0nt-fade-away:

davykesey:

Manhattan at 6 a.m.

but just click on the picture 


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