"I want your stupid fucking sense of humour making me laugh at 4am when I have to be up at 6."-unknown (via syngling)
Practicing moves at home before the club.
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
someone didn’t follow the instructions on how to build a cat
periods help you learn how to get blood off of things which is probably why you hear more stories of men caught with murder
1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.
2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.
3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.
4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.
5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life." -Five things I am trying very hard to accept (via peachringslushie)
Base By: Jahrenesis